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| User: | hello_grumpy (4067861)
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| Name: | Toadstool |
| Location: | Vienna, Virginia, United States |
| Bio: | Never let there be a shadow of a doubt in your tiny pea brain that I hate you. Mere words cannot express my loathing for humans, cats, and the cruelly conceived game of HOOOOOOOT! with which my humans torment me on frequent occasions. Do not touch me unless it is the appointed hour and place for petting, at which point I will notify you by GRANQUE-ing loudly in your ear as you slothfully waste your night by attempting to sleep. You must also expect to be accompanied to the bathroom every time, as I would not want to miss what is probably the most interesting part of your pitiful, atrophied life. Never forget that hardwood floors are much improved by projectile hairballs. You should thank me. |
| Interests: | 14: being bitchy, being dead, being peevish, canned cat fud, drinking from the sink, granque!, grumping, grumping some more, hating the hooooooooot! game, hating you, paper bags, playing boofy-boof-boof!, pouting, sulking |
| Schools: | None listed |
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| Friend of: | 8: eudyptes, perigee, phoenixpurrs, polycat, sunnydale47, valcat, vdentata, woofiegrrl |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
